Teacher
Held together by mostly duct tape, Mr. DeGrande brings expert knowledge to the SMT on the subjects of Biology, Ecology and how to be disappointed in the Dallas Cowboys. During his time conducting biological and ecological research at 54.066528, -102.046713 he accumulated a wealth of practical knowledge that he draws upon to make students recognize and appreciate biological processes and scientific methods. He is the teacher your student will whine about but will ultimately come to understand, respect and appreciate.
Other accolades: Known to some as the 4th Warden of Vancouver and has proficient knowledge of home repair.
Nemesis: Scott Manier