Career Choices Job Application


First Quarter

Learning Intelligences Checklist

Descriptions

Life Skills
Freshman Help

 

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Schmidt
Business Education

There Was Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste- you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

A guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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Computer Applications for Senior
503A

2

Career Choices
503A

3

Technology Tools for the Future
503A

4

Applied Math
503A

5

Prep
503A

6

Technology Tools for the Future
503A

Email Address: Lisa.Schmidt@vansd.org

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